(Source: 8ayonetta)

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face


I’m scared of ending up alone.

(Source: walkingdixon)

the-geeky-intorvert:

"The Last of Us is a shitty game."

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"I paid for a video game, not a movie."

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(Source: the-geeky-introvert)

jehovahzwetness:

My GPS lady sounds like she hasn’t been fucked in a long time

maritimecomposure asked:
What I really want an assassin that can't whistle so they're just struggling to catch a guard's attention while trying to stay hidden

connorkawaii:

im trying real hard not to make a fart joke right now


dalislikes:

fuck all ya’ll iphones and shit i want this 

(Source: goth-memes)

youastupidslut:

how am i supposed to lose weight when the best part about life is food

kndall:

when u and ur crew see a fine booty

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle)


(Source: pornotyler)

itsthewanted:

@SivaTheWanted: Waaayheeey! @TomTheWanted @JayTheWanted @MaxGeorge pic.twitter.com/5Wb834Gse1

bjokr:

introducing myself in the first day of school

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