im trying real hard not to make a fart joke right now
she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face
I’m scared of ending up alone.
"The Last of Us is a shitty game."
"I paid for a video game, not a movie."
My GPS lady sounds like she hasn’t been fucked in a long time
What I really want an assassin that can't whistle so they're just struggling to catch a guard's attention while trying to stay hidden
how am i supposed to lose weight when the best part about life is food
when u and ur crew see a fine booty
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
introducing myself in the first day of school